Female: How dare you go and play basketball when I oftered you my pussy? Basketball is a fucking dumb ass sport. Grow the fuck up.
Male: *considers himself single from that point on cuz the bitch is tripping*
female: still fucks the nigga hours later anyway
After a lot of delay, I’m proud to announce the big news you’ve all been waiting for…
The Thought Catalog e-book reissue of my book is now available!!
Isn’t that cover sick?
Anyway if you feel so inclined to buy it (only $2.99 btw), it’s available at Amazon: http://amzn.com/B00CEGR4FW
Apple iBookstore: http://bit.ly/12etgRy
or Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/Yi0rI7
Hopefully this’ll make me a little scratch, I’m not expecting a lot but wouldn’t it be awesome if I could actually make a living doing this stuff?
Also, if you guys wanna share this, well, I’d like that.
I’d recommend buying ANYTHING that costs $2.99, but I’d DEF recommend this.